How IT Professional Husband answers wife

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


COMPUTER SHAYRIES

Aakar Dekho To Mujhko
Mein SQL Prompt parr rehta Hoon,
Tere Login Ki Chaah Mein
Kitne Scott/Tiger Sehtaa Hoo

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili
to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

Kab Se Boot kiye Baithaa HoonPC Apne Pyar Ka,
Kaise Type Karoon Mein LekinPassword Izhaar Ka?

Dil ki Chaaron Drives Pe Meine
Jaana Tujhko Search Kiya,
Yahoo!, Yahoo!, Google!, Google!
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kiya.

Tere Chehre Pe Gussay Ka
ScreenSaver Jab Aata Hai,
Mere Chehre Ka Display Tab
Greyscale Ho Jata Hai

Jinke Links Ab Toot Chuke Hai
Shortcuts Woh Wipe Karo,
Apani ankhiyon ke browser mei
Mera Address Type Karo