Kadi Kol Aa Gaye Kadi Door Ho Gaye,
Ohna Ik Vaar V Na Murke Takkeya Sanu,..
Par Asin Ohde Layi Bewafa Zaroor Ho Gaye,
Ki Galti Hoyi Sathon Asin Kayi Vaar SORRY Rahe,
Te Oh Kehende Rahe Asin Majboor Ho Gaye,
Asin Mangde Rahe Duavaan Us Di Khushi Diyan,
Oh Sanu Hi Chhad Kise Hor Diya Aankhan De Noor Ho Gaye,
Oh Sochde Rahe k Khush Han Main,
Par Asin Tut K Ander Tak Churo Chur Ho Gaye,
Mainu Pyar Karan Di Mili Saza,
Te Oh Maar Ke Sanu Bekasoor Ho Gaye....

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Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..

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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh deta zamane se dastan apni......
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.....

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Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,
Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.
Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain....

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Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho ,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.

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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena
Koi Rula de Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena,
dost na sahi Hum tumhare...insaan to hai...
Khushi Na Sahi YAAR Gum Hi Baant Lena...!!

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Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya
chup the hum to majboor samaj liya
yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum
phir bhi aapne door samazh liya.

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Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe.
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi,
ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe...!!!

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"Dil mein na ho Jurrat tu mohabbat nahi milti
khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti
khuch log yunhi shaher mein hum se bhi khafa hein
Kya karen??har aik se apni tabyat nahi milti".....

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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi....

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Ladte rahe taqdeer se par akhir haar gaye
jinko apna khoon pilaaya....vohi hamein maar gaye
yeh kaisi duniya hai pathro ki ae dost
unse dil lagake yeh hum jaan gaye..!!

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Vaqt ko kaun rok paaya hai
pyar karke har insan bewafa ban gaya hai
kuch aaj bhi hai hamari tarah jo wafao ki seyj sajaate hai
par gham ki baat hai aaj tak wafa ka tohfa na kisine laaya hai

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Kal tak jinko thi zindagi raas bohat
aaj dekha hai unko udhaas bohat
kyun na rowu teri yaad mein
din guzre hai teri yaad mein bohat

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Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya..kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya...
Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse...
magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya...

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Khushboo ki Tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge...Sukoon Banker dil me Utar Jaayenge....
Mehsoos Karne ki Koshish to kijiye
Door hote hue bhi Paas nazar aayenge....

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dard kitne hain bata nahi sakti
zakhm kitne hain dikha nhai sakti
ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo
ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakti

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Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,
Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.
Raahein alag nahi thi humari phir bhi,
Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai...

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Tadap dil ki bulaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao ge?
Humari jaan chali jaaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao ge!
Na aaegi humari yaad Tab tak maat aana!
Mager jab yaad humari aaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao ge?

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Uski yaadon se dil ko abaad kya karein
Jisko bhulay he nahi usay yaad kya karein
Jab apne he hathon Ujaad de zindagi apni
Phir ghairon se jaker is ki Faryad kya karein!!!

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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
Jee rahe the tumhare naam par
Mar jauon toh bewafa mat samajna

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Tumne agar tukhra diya toh kaha jayege
hum toh jeete ji hi mar jayege
tumse hi hai meri zindagi ki subo shaam
tum na miley to hum kuch bhi kar jayege

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Teri Bewafaee me dil bEKARAR HI NA Karoon..
tu Hukm de to tera intazaar hi na karoon..
Tu bewafaa hai to is kadar bewafaee kar...
Ke tere Baad main kisee aur se pyar hi na karoon??

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Tod de her ek ummed ki dori.. ummedon me kya rakha hai
Ihsq mohabbat batein hain.. In baaton me kya rakha hai
kismat main jo likha hai woh akhir ho ker rehta hai
chund lakereen uljhi se hain..warna hathon main kya rakha hai ?????

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Ye raat itnee tanha kyun hoti hai...?
Aur kismat pe apnee sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai?
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi..
Jise hum paa nahin sakte,

usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai..????

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Pyar humari nasib main kahan,
Nahi kisiki chahat ke hum huqdaar,
Aaj kyu darta hai dil mera,
pyar na hoke bhi khone se darta hai yaar........

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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kiyo milata hai

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woh yaad aaj bahut aa rahe hai humme
pyar ke galiyon mai yeh dard chubte hai mujhe
ek lamha tha meri zindagi mai....ab woh kho gaye...
aankho se chalakte lahoo...mehendi ban gaye mere...

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Aankhon Ki Zuban Woh Samajh Nahin Patay,
Hoont Magar Kuch Keh Nahin Patay,
Apni Bebassi Kis Tarhan Kahain Hum,
Koi Hai Jis Ke Bina Hum Reh Nahin Patay.

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Main aapke intezaar mein baithi hoon,
Aur aap na jaane kiska intezaar kar rahe ho,
Ye dil aapse pyar karne ki ijazat maang raha hai,
Aur aap na jaane kyon inkaar kar rahe ho!!!

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Ehsaas bohot hoga jab chhodh ke jayenge
Royenge bohat magar aansu nahi aayenge,
Jab saath na dey koi to aawaz hamain dena,
Jannat me bhi honge to lout kar aayenge....

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The Ugly Baby
A mother who was carrying a baby, boarded a bus. The bus driver remarked, “That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The mother fumed at the driver’s words but went to the back of the bus and sat down. ‘The stupid driver just insulted me,” she told the passenger sitting beside her.
“Why don’t you go right up there and tell him off?” her seatmate said.
“While you do that, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Reflection
How often have we added salt to wounds due to ignorance, carelessness or a sheer lack of mindful wisdom? One needs to be observant and heedful before speaking. There is a Proverb :‘The tongue may be 3-inch long but it can kill a man 6 feet tall.’

Dumb Pretty Nurse
An ugly looking but brilliant doctor once told a dull-witted but very pretty nurse, “Even though you have little brains, your looks are simply great!”
“Oh, thank you, Doctor,” the dumb nurse said happily. “You know, how great it’d be if we were to get married …we’ll have children with your intelligence and my looks.”
“What if our children have my looks and your brains?” the doctor remarked.

Reflection
We cannot assume that things will turn out the way we want them to. Life can be unpredictable and things are uncertain. When one sees this fact of life, one grows in wisdom.

The Speaker
A well-known motivation speaker gave a talk to a local Women’s Club. At the end of his talk, the secretary of the Club approached him with a cheque meant as reimbursement for his traveling expenses. The speaker declined the cheque and said it could be donated to any charity.
“Would you mind,” the Secretary asked, “if we put the donation into our Special Fund?”
“Not at all,” the speaker replied. “As a matter of curiosity, what’s the Special Fund for?”
“To enable our Women’s Club to get a better speaker next year.”

Reflection

A lack of mindfulness and wisdom can cause much hurt to other people. One has to be mindful of one’s speech for it can be misconstrued by others thereby affecting relationships.


When The Boss Jokes …
When the ‘high and mighty’ boss returned from lunch one day, he was in a good mood. He called the whole staff to listen to a couple of jokes that he had picked up. Everybody, except for one lady, laughed and clapped loudly. “Hey, what’s the matter with you?” the boss grumbled at the lady. “Don’t you have a sense of humor?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” the lady replied. “I’m leaving the company this Friday.”

Reflection
In a world of hypocrisy, many put on a front to please their superiors or to curry a favor from them.Honesty and sincerity are getting harder to come by.

The Cab Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder as he wanted to ask him something. The driver gave out a loud scream, lost control of the car, nearly hit a van, drove up a curb and stopped just a few inches from a shop window. For a moment, everything went quiet in the cab and then the driver told the passenger, “Sir, don’t ever do that again. Did you know that you scared me out of my wits?”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare the daylights out of you.”
The driver said, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. You know, today is my first day as a cab driver. For the last twenty years I’ve been driving a funeral van.”

Reflection

Great fear can arise when one associates a present happening with one’s past circumstances or experiences. When the mind goes to the past ( or the future ), negative feelings can arise. Live more in the NOW.


Tooth Extraction
A woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth extracted, and I don’t want any pain killers because I am in a hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible and then we’ll continue our vacation.”
The dentist was quite impressed. “You are certainly a very brave woman,” he said “Which tooth is it?”
The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show the dentist your tooth dear.”

Reflection
Many are concerned only about their own interests …they become insensitive to the suffering of others. Have more and more people become more materialistic, selfish and self-centered today?


The Watermelons
A farmer in the country had a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovered that some of the local kids had been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thought of ways to discourage this dishonest eating of the watermelons. He put up a sign that read :
“WARNING – ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS THE POISON CYANIDE!”
The farmer returned a week later to discover that none of the watermelons had been eaten but found a sign that read :
“NOW THERE ARE TWO!”

Reflection
In trying to solve a problem, a wrong strategy, instead of resolving the matter, complicates the problem even more. Real wisdom is needed to end a conflict or solve a problem.

No Respect
The boss of a company used to throw his weight around . He often nagged his staff members unreasonably and told them that they must show more respect for him.
One morning he brought a sign that read “ I AM THE BOSS ”. He hung it on his office door.
Later that day when he returned from his lunch break, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign on his office door. The note said:
“YOUR WIFE CALLED. SHE WANTS HER SIGN BACK.”

Reflection
How many hen-pecked husbands become nasty bosses in their places of work, treating their subordinates in most unreasonable ways? Practise kindness to all.

An Anniversary Wish
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th wedding Anniversary. During their party, a wizard appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.
Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wizard picked up his wand and poof – the husband was 90 years old.

Reflection
Unwholesome wishes sometimes come true in a most unexpected manner to the disappointment or detriment of the wisher.


A Final Moment Of Truth
A man was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: his wife and four children. Three of the children were tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest was short and ugly.
“Darling wife,” the husband whispered, “assure me that the youngest child is really mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I will forgive you if …”
The wife gently interrupted him, “Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question. I swear on my mother’s grave that you are his father.”
The man gave a sigh and then died, happy. The wife muttered under her breath, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”

Reflection

How many spouses cheat on each other? There will be a price to pay for this sexual misconduct.


Seven jokeless days
Make one very weak!

Hello God's Chips/Harddisks,
Finally I have found the KEY to happiness. Now the BACKSPACE of my bike will not be empty. Now I have someone to take CTRL my life. Now my office will not expect me to do, do night SHIFT. Now I can DEL all my extra appointments.

As I am soon to ENTER into WEDLOCK and bring HOME cookie. Don't try to ESC my wedding.... Read mail for details. END

Yours,

Virus

Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye

SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aap bhi confuse hoye

Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye

SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapne, manager diyo banaye.

Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye

SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
Client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..

Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye

SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na Kari , TU hase client roye...

Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye

SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab Karen , routine mein kare na koye,
Jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.

Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye

SE : Coding kar AR jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabad copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.

Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye

SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.

Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye

SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,
Kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.

Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin

SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin

Dear..........,
Baby, I 'v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results. Which I never experienced before */. With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
Only yours,

..................

Software Professional

Forgiveness is lettting go of the pain and accepting what has happened... Because it will not change

Forgiveness is dismissing the blame... Choice were made that caused the hurt; we each could have chosen differently, but we didn't...

Forgiveness is looking at the pain... Learning the lessons it has produced... and understanding what we have learned...

Forgiveness allows us to move on towards a better understanding of universal love and our true purpose...

Forgiveness is knowing that love is the answer to all questions... and that we all are in some way connected...

Forgiveness is starting over with the knowledge that we have gained... I forgive you... and I forgive myself... I hope you can do the same...

As a daily habit Chintu was reading newpaper.

Suddenly he asked his father, "Dad! What does it mean by 'Goveranance System"?

"Its like..." father said while thinking, " See I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?"

That day Chintu slept will all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the mattress so he he was crying. Chintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Chintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping. So he came back with frustration.

Next morning father asked Chintu, "Hey Chintu Darling! You understood the 'Governance System'?

Chintu replied ,"Yeah Dad, I understood when money holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"

Dear Sweet Heart,

You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION) I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). You are MC DOWEL’S (Mera number one) love LA OPALA (made for one) I believe in FRESHIYA (Gorepan se jyada khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most beautiful and smart in this world!

Thinking of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me.

I would like you should be my life partner I think you are worry about your parents who are KAWASAKI BAJAJ KELIBER (The unshakeable) and also think of my parents who are CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one).

If they will say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Lets make think better). They feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe) and we COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye coca cola enjoy).

Trust in God who is always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other).

After sometime our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITAL (Invited by all) We are HERO HONDA (LEADING THE WAY) of our love life. Than our life is BOLERO (Break free). Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of life) SATYAM ONLINE (Fun fast easy), PARK (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India) for me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more)

So never forget me. OK Bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange more)

LG (Digitelly yours)
LIMCA (Take it easy)

My Dear Sweet Heart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love

from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

• No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday. Gud Morning

• Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!

• Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful

• A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.!


• Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

• Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning!

• Life is a book, we all read it; Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always b Happy, always have a Smile, Remember in this World we r just for While.


• Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

• Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

• There are two eternities that can really break you down, Yesterday & Tomorrow. One is gone & other does not exist! So live today only. Gud Morning!


• Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

• Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

• Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

• A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... U R my last thought at night.

• Wash your face and wash your feet! Now it's time to fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak and mouth can't speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good Night


• A very original Good Night wish only for U! Beware of the cheap duplicates... I'm the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes. Good Night...Sweet Dreams.

• Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Gud Night & Sweet Dreams!

• Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss & love u every day.

• A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

• Hey u !!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this phone!
are you asleep?
Just wanted 2 say Good Night..!

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


COMPUTER SHAYRIES

Aakar Dekho To Mujhko
Mein SQL Prompt parr rehta Hoon,
Tere Login Ki Chaah Mein
Kitne Scott/Tiger Sehtaa Hoo

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili
to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

Kab Se Boot kiye Baithaa HoonPC Apne Pyar Ka,
Kaise Type Karoon Mein LekinPassword Izhaar Ka?

Dil ki Chaaron Drives Pe Meine
Jaana Tujhko Search Kiya,
Yahoo!, Yahoo!, Google!, Google!
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kiya.

Tere Chehre Pe Gussay Ka
ScreenSaver Jab Aata Hai,
Mere Chehre Ka Display Tab
Greyscale Ho Jata Hai

Jinke Links Ab Toot Chuke Hai
Shortcuts Woh Wipe Karo,
Apani ankhiyon ke browser mei
Mera Address Type Karo