How A Software Professional writes wedding invitation letter

Hello God's Chips/Harddisks,
Finally I have found the KEY to happiness. Now the BACKSPACE of my bike will not be empty. Now I have someone to take CTRL my life. Now my office will not expect me to do, do night SHIFT. Now I can DEL all my extra appointments.
As I am soon to ENTER into WEDLOCK and bring HOME cookie. Don't try to ESC my wedding.... Read mail for details. END
Yours,
Virus