Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye
SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aap bhi confuse hoye
Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye
SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapne, manager diyo banaye.
Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye
SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
Client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..
Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye
SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na Kari , TU hase client roye...
Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye
SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab Karen , routine mein kare na koye,
Jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.
Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye
SE : Coding kar AR jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabad copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.
Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye
SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.
Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye
SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,
Kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.
Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin
SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin
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