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U look sweet when you open my sms, look sweeter when you read and smile, but u look sweetest when you reply. So always try to look sweetest.
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What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you
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A special smile a special face. A special someone i cant replace. I luv u i always will. u've filled a space no one can fill!
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Rich people travel in cars, Poor people travel in carts, but People like you... Travel in Hearts ! Please continue ur journey..!!
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While Memories can be kept in a fileA desert can replace the Nile But...Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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1+1=2 eyes 2 See u. 3+2=5 Senses miss u. 5+2=7 days thinking About u. 7+5=12 months dreaming about u.But 99+1=100 yrs i need friend like u.Love You
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Luv yourself, flirt with your understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity, marry genuineness, divorce the ego..That's a good life.
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Never luk 4 Gud face, it'll turn old 1 day, Nvr luk 4 gud skin, it'll wrinkle 1 dy, bt luk for a loyal heart that'll miss u evry dy n dat heart i am having 4 U.
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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
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Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u no matter how long..
8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning



JOKES
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:

Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 Minute mein taiyyar ho,
and Raat bhar sone na de
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Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
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Philosophy of lifeAt the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband asGOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "Applicant: What is it?Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.
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